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You always amend the last filed return or amendment. So, in your case, you would amend the 941c filing. By the way, next year, the IRS will have 94X returns, so you will always amend the return you originally filed instead of adding a 941c to a current period form 941.
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His business card said "Have gun, will travel. Wire Paladin," It meant send him a telegram. I don't remember his first name.
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And all the old westerns - Hopalong Cassidy & Roy Rogers. Does anybody remember who his two sidekicks were?
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From Wikipedia: Probably the most famous Pogo quotation is "we have met the enemy and he is us." More than any other words written by Kelly, it perfectly sums up his attitude towards the foibles of mankind and the nature of the human condition. The quote first appeared in a lengthier form in A Word To The Fore, the foreword of the book The Pogo Papers. Since the strips reprinted in Papers included the first appearances of Mole and Simple J. Malarkey, beginning Kelly's attacks on McCarthyism, Kelly used the foreword to defend his actions: "Specializations and markings of individuals everywhere abound in such profusion that major idiosyncrasies can be properly ascribed to the mass. Traces of nobility, gentleness and courage persist in all people, do what we will to stamp out the trend. So, too, do those characteristics which are ugly. It is just unfortunate that in the clumsy hands of a cartoonist all traits become ridiculous, leading to a certain amount of self-conscious expostulation and the desire to join battle. "There is no need to sally forth, for it remains true that those things which make us human are, curiously enough, always close at hand. Resolve then, that on this very ground, with small flags waving and tinny blast on tiny trumpets, WE SHALL MEET THE ENEMY, AND NOT ONLY MAY HE BE OURS, HE MAY BE US. "Forward!"
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MEMORY TEST! This is NOT a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average score is 12. It will help if you are over 60! This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! When you forward this to your friends/family, put your score in the subject line & let them know your score. 1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways? A. Flintstones vitamins B. The Buttmaster C. Spaghetti D. Wonder Bread E. Orange Juice F. Milk G. Cod Liver Oil 2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was... A. Sugar Ray Robinson B. Roy Orbison C. Gene Autry D. Rudolph Valentino E. Fabian F. Mickey Mantle G. Cassius Clay 3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and... A. It's you B. He is us C. It's the Grinch D. He wasn't home E. He's really me an F. We quit G. He surrendered 4. Good night David. A. Good nigh Chet B. Sleep well C. Good night Irene D. Good night Gracie E. See you later alligator F. Until tomorrow G. Good night Steve 5. You'll wonder where the yellow went... A. When you use Tide B. When you lose your crayons C. When you clean your tub D. If you paint the room blue E. If you buy a soft water tank F. When you use Lady Clairol G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent 6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend... A. Stuart Whitman B. Randolph Scott C. Steve Reeves D. Maynard G. Krebbs E. Corky B. Dork F. Dave the Whale G. Zippy Zoo 7. Liar, liar... A. You're a liar B. Your nose is growing C. Pants on fire D. Join the choir E. Jump up higher F. On the wire G. I'm telling Mom 8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and... A. Wheaties B. Lois Lane C. TV ratings D. World peace E. Red tights F. The American way G. News headlines 9. Hey kids! What time is it? A. It's time for Yogi Bear B. It's time to do your homework C. It's Howdy Doody Time D. It's Time for Romper Room E. It's bedtime F. The Mighty Mouse Hour G. Scoopy Doo Time 10. Lions and tigers and bears... A. Yikes B. Oh no C. Gee whiz D. I'm scared E. Oh my F. Help! Help! G. Let's run 11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone... A. Over 40 B. Wearing a uniform C. Carrying a briefcase D. Over 30 E. You don't know F. Who says, 'Trust me' G. Who eats tofu 12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings... A. Troy Aikman B. Kenny Stabler C. Joe Namath D. Roger Stauback E. Joe Montana F. Steve Young G. John Elway 13. Brylcream... A. Smear it on B. You'll smell great C. Tame that cowlick D. Grease ball heaven E. It's a dream F. We're your team G. A little dab'll do ya 14. I found my thrill... A. In Blueberry muffins B. With my man, Bill C. Down at the mill D. Over the windowsill E. With thyme and dill F. Too late to enjoy G. On Blueberry Hill 15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by... A. Clark Gable B. Mary Martin C. Doris Day D. Errol Flynn E. Sally Fields F. Jim Carey G. Jay Leno 16. Name the Beatles... A. John, Steve , George, Ringo B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel G. John, Paul, George, Ringo 17. I wonder, wonder, who.. A. Who ate the leftovers? B. Who did the laundry? C. Was it you? D. Who wrote the book of love? E. Who I am? F. Passed the test? G. Knocked on the door? 18. I'm strong to the finish... A. Cause I eats my broccoli B. Cause I eats me spinach C. Cause I lift weights D. Cause I'm the hero E. And don't you forget it F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me G. To outlast Bruto 19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today... A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera B.Smile, you're on Star Search C. Smile, you won the lottery D. Smile, we're watching you E. Smile, the world sees you F. Smile, you're a hit G. Smile, you're on TV 20. What do M & M's do? A. Make your tummy happy B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket C. Make you fat D. Melt your heart E. Make you popular F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand G. Come in colors Below are the right answers: 1. D - Wonder Bread 2. G - Cassius Clay 3. B - He Is Us 4. A - Good night, Chet 5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent 6. D - Maynard G. Krebbs 7. C - Pants On Fire 8. F - The American Way 9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time 10. E - Oh My 11. D - Over 30 12. C - Joe Namath 13. G - A little dab'll do ya 14. G - On Blueberry Hill 15. B - Mary Martin 16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo 17. D - Who wrote the book of Love 18. B - Cause I eats me spinach 19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera 20. F - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand
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This is what is wrong with our Government......
PapaJoe replied to kcjenkins's topic in General Chat
Mel, maybe you could pass your story on to a local TV or newspaper reporter. Others in the community might like to know about the school's spending habits, too. -
I've got 2003 through 2007 running on my XP machine. You aren't trying to restore a 2004 return using the 2006 or 2007 program are you? You need the 2004 program to restore a 2004 return.
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Can you buy a cup of coffee for a dollar?
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If, for some reason, the state rejects the corporation then you will have applied for an EIN for a nonexistent entity. I would get the state corporate filing out of the way before I applied for the EIN. Some of the attorneys on the board may have a better idea.
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I think Murphy was lead programmer on the Peachtree development team.
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"there are certain places in the house I would just as soon my better half wasn't snooping around" Gotta hide those Playboy magazines somewhere!
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"Open Office, anyone?" I'm using it now for new work. I still have some legacy spreadsheets, etc. in Office 97. Open Office does all I need it to do. Now, if there was just a linux version of ATX...
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When you click on PDF you're using the ATX PDF engine which, according to some others on this board who are smarter than me, creates bloated PDF files. You would need to change printers to select PDFfactory as your printer.
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Good article on 'Daylight Harvesting' Tax Incentives
PapaJoe replied to kcjenkins's topic in General Chat
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I print PDFs using PDFfactory and have never had a problem. If you have an older copy of ATX ( I think 2005 or older ) you should have a copy of PDFfactory on your disk.
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If he "donates much of his pension and social security" to the order and if he has mortgage interest, how much in taxes does he pay? Unless it's a big pension or he has other income that you haven't mentioned, I wouldn't expect him to have a big tax liability. I wouldn't put a big effort into saving $100 or so in taxes. If a lot of taxes are involved, give us some more information and maybe we can come up with suggestions.
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I still have my Osborne Executive. (It replaced my original Osborne One which was stolen.) The Osborne One had a FIVE inch CRT screen and two 80Kb floppies. The Executive was a step up with a seven inch screen (monochrome, of course). Ah, memories!
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JB, add my congratulations to the list. Don't let the honey do list get you so busy that you don't have time to post here and keep us up to date with what's going on.
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I just noticed that KC's story about how many dogs it takes to change a light bulb does not include a bulldog among its listings. Does this mean that a bulldog can't change a light bulb?
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Sorry, Joel. When you said surviving spouse I incorrectly assumed you meant qualified widow(er). Yes, he would file a joint return and sign it as surviving spouse. I hope I clearly qualified my response regarding future years as depending on whether he had dependent children, their ages, etc.
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Shouldn't he be able to file a joint return for 2003 and 2004? Then, depending on dependents (is that redundant?) he could be surviving spouse for 2005 and 2006, else head of household or single.
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It's where you leave your MUDdy boots when you come in from plowing the north 40.
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Speaking of JB... Has anyone heard how his trip to the Carribbean turned out?